Why do you think either would want to spend any time with you, Shame? They both have an eternity of better things to do. Even if either were alive they would probably be more interested in picking their nose than meeting with you. But I might be wrong, because they'd need something to wipe their boogers on.

As for Chongo/a, a ghost shouldn't have any trouble finding another ghost.

And I do not authorize the writing of my autobiography.