Hi There big guy,

Just loaded the elves with your main bag of bullion and there will be a smaller one to come later. The main problem with bullion, as you know, is the postage for the weight so I had to send you a virtual bar in the parcel. Hope that's OK by you buddy.
Start watching for the arrival late next week.

Keep on being a good boy or I will have them bring it right on back here do you hear me?

Santa