Velveeta Shortage Alarms Consumers By Elton Camp
(Possibly, without permission from Kraft Foods)

Short supply is beginning to ensure
Cheese lovers don't know what to do
There's panic buying in the store
Unsure when they'll be any more

Velveeta's so good and healthy too
Gourmets are hoping it's not true
So all who love its rubbery taste
Rush to the market with all haste

There's good reason to fear
From shelves it'll disappear
So better quickly shove and grab
To take as yours that final slab

The shortage is real and severe
Sans Velveeta, life will be austere

© Elton Camp 2014 . All Rights Reserved.

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