I think Leeneia pointed out this one from a well-known hymn:

"Be thou my vision, O Lord of my heart".

You're offering advice to God. Not a great idea.

And what are you asking him to do? Take your eyeballs and act as your guide dog?

Followed by:

"Naught be all else to me, save that Thou art"

which even the Almighty would have problems making sense of.