I can now confirm that the delivery calico has been bribed to put her saddlebags on with assorted tasty nibbles. The elves managed to load them up today. We can report that only 20 elves were badly scratched (down from 50 last year!), and a mere two hours ago, she enjoyed a whole salmon, unfurled her wings (which she had been refusing to reveal) and took off from Boss Man Base into the inky black of the sky. On her return to Boss Man Base, she will receive another salmon and free rein of the treat cupboard until January.

Keep an eye out for her!

Your Best Elf.