hmmmmmm......not sure that's realistic. man in Scotland.

if you're a man in England. football is inflicted on you in school. its there on the telly every night. its a pervasive thing. if you go shopping on a Saturday - you come across this waste of public money - policemen escorting away fans across town, and being vile to our policemen.

nearly every pub has a massive plasma screen with the stupid bastards prancing round silently in the fore ground. one open mic i go has this elephant in the room waving its trunk at you. football in England is like a flasher on the tube, sticking its ugly dick out at you at every verse ending. only this week i saw the entire Bristol Rovers/Gateshead match, whilst some folksingers were trying to perform.

everyone deserves the right to have a bitch about it. its like muzak - its there for all of us, all the time - whether we want it or not.