Apple Launches New Product

After succesful introductions of the iMac, iPhone, iPod, iPad and assorted and sundry other "i" products, Apple Inc. has announced the impending launch of the iDon't Need This. Apple's target market for this new product is the hopelessly addicted Apple consumer who cannot successfully relate to any product which doesn't have the Apple logo on it. The iDon't Need This does absolutely nothing, but it does so in a way that the snappy little Apple logo is always on prominent display.