i like the boot. you can a bottle of red wine for under a tenner. they also do this lurid orange cider - i always think it looks like they made it at Winfrith.

i remember sitting there earwigging to a gang of burglars at the next table......

this guy says, I   just got out the nick, and my probation officer sent me to register at the cop shop. so before i walk out, they say to me -hang on a minute!
and it seems i burgled this blokes house 20 years before - it was a bloke i didn't like . so when i' d finished nicking stuff - idid a pony and trap on his bed. i'd forgotten all this! but they matched the DNA in the shit to me. so there i was - remanded in rhubard and custody....

you don't get stuff like that, trolling through these arts centres.