Hello, all, As the newest member of the Mudcat Forum (I joined 10 mins. ago), let me say that I've enjoyed reading all the postings that are not really here.

And now, for something completely different.

Bravely, bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot; He was not afraid to die, Brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared To be smashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken; To have his kneecaps split, And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin! His eyes gouged out and his liver removed and his nostrils raped and his bowels unplugged, And his penis.... "That's enough, fair minstrels! Looks like there's trouble afoot!"

My parents forbade me to watch "Monty Python" but it came on TV Saturday nites while they were out dancing....

Pete