Here's my attempt at a country song - nothing thoughtful about this one.... I hope this

 tag works out!    

- Al    

  Twenty Years Experience  © Al Boyce 3/17/95    

  Tommy and his older buddies  went out drinking at the bar.  A pal had just reached the age of manhood,  being 20, Tommy drove the car.  But when Tommy tried to sneak a beer,  the waitress gave his ID a glance.  Tom said, "I've been drinking all my life,  I got 20 years experience."    

     20 Years experience       at drinking from a glass.       20 years experience,       at drinking, I surpass!       And what'cha mean this ain't my real ID?       Oui, "mah-damn", I really AM from France!       And we all start drinking young there       so I got 20 years experience!"    

Thomas got him a wife and family,  and a mortgage at the bank.  Age 30 found him flat broke,  with his blue-collar job to thank.  So he applied for a higher paying job,  that would help him pay the rent.  But his boss said, "We've hired an outside guy  who's got 20 years experience."    

     20 years experience?       I bet that guy's his brother-in-law!       20 years experience?       I'd like to bust him right on his jaw!       The boss would see that I'm the better man       if he had just a lick of sense!       I'm gonna tell him just where to stick his       frickin' 20 years experience!    

The gang surprised old Tom with a party  for his lasting 40 years.  He barely blew out all the candles,  and he had too many beers.  He started flirting with some sweet young thing,  She said, "Tom, I think you're Too Old to dance!"  He said, "Hell, I'm only just 20, honey -  with 20 years experience!"    

     20 years experience       at developing my style!       20 years experience       at making the ladies smile!       Younger guys are fast and foolish,       older men have elegance...       'cause when it comes to being 20        I got 20 years experience!    

  
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