Yes, Amos, there are no extra virgins in Italy. There are also no extra virgins in Idaho, Nebraska, or North Dakota. All the extra virgins are purportedly being housed in an undisclosed location within shouting-but-not-spitting-distance of Greenville. Since there are at least thirty-five Greenvilles in the US and since shouting-but-not-spitting-distance is a relatively nebulous and undefined term, those fuckers non-fuckers could be damned near anywhere. Except New Orleans. Virginity, at least beyond age twelve, is rumored to be a criminal offense in The Big Easy. If you want to find virgins in Louisiana, you need to go to Houma. They reportedly have a few, but no extra ones.