Well, Chongo's success as a candidate will depend largely on his ability to convert his innate anthropoid ability to fling fecal matter into the politician's innate ability to sling mud. There is a difference between shit and mud, and the skills required to be a good poop flinger don't automatically convert to mudslinging, and vice versa. In a poop flinging contest, Ted Cruz wouldn't stand a chance against Chongo, but Chongo might be just a bit too fair-minded to top Senator Cruz in mudslinging.