Well, Mr. Shame, I might be "layed up" but I would like you to come visit me. I can promise you a good time and perhaps even some money. We usually pass the hat up at the Idaho Legion Hut when someone truly unusual shows up. You could get even more money if you won at poker. Lots more. But if you try any funny stuff, the fellas might take offense and, if you are very lucky, just stomp the ever-loving crap out of you. Of course, if they did beat the crap out of you I could send you home in a small envelope.