Actually, Audi, my last girlfriend was a redhead and I still sigh fondly when I think of waking next to her on a summer morning with the sun streaming in on that hair and the little frown of sleep on her face. I think I already mentioned how much I enjoy waking next to someone I love.

And, Bernard, why did you mention "it" was getting bigger aft she revealed her hair color? there were other ways to phrase what you were trying to say. Are we seeing some Freudian slip here?