I agree with Will Fly.You are right there is no hope for you !!
I did a tutor for the anglo,mainly to help with coordinating the left and right hands.The first part of the tutor I practiced for months and I then moved on to other tunes. I state that the first part of the tutor is most important and the beginner should spend a great deal of time on it.Some players have contacted me and said that they are halfway through working on the tunes a week after starting on it.
Playing an instrument cannot be rushed ,think of it as a long term project ,it all gradually starts to get easier.Above it was suggested that you need to practice ten minutes a day and I agree with that ,if you wish to practice some more ,do it in ten minute intervals.
Al
PS Will, only joking (I think)