The romantic dream date with chanteyranger continues.... I'm decked out in the most expensive suit from the Ward Cleaver line of men's wear. We run off to the community talent show, thrilling to the wonders of Chuckles E. Muggles and his Chartreuse Poodles Of Infamy. We hit the town's swingingest nightclub, dancing to the beat of Wilbur O. Stumpf's One Man Band, then a late-night cup of fine java at the Greyhound station...