Ok, here's my dream date. Who wants to take me?

First we go to a European circus. Preferably in Europe. We drink wine and eat crusty french bread and cheese while listening to beautiful accordion music in a small, cozy French bistro.

At around ten in the evening, we stop in a friendly little bar in Spain someplace for tapas, and then head to Tuscany where we have a villa waiting for us on a beautiful little hillside overlooking the nearest village. About a week there should to it, I think.

Anyone? Anyone?

I didn't think so.

Ah, well...