What if Barbara Allen had taken a fancy to William from the get-go?

What if Sovay's darling gave into the demand for the ring when faced with sword & pistol?

What if the Nutting Girl had a quota she had to fill?

I do love this "what if it never happened" scenario, found among parody editing:
A holiday, a holiday, the first one of the year
It rained in droves
So Matty Groves
Stayed home and washed his hair.


Joanne in Cleveland