Eat a chimp??? Cor! I wouldn't eat a fecking chimp if I was bloody well paid to! Filthy creat'rs! I would wager that the bastards are full of fleas, ticks, and other awful vermin loik that. Absolutely disgusting! If there was a dead chimp layin' in me backyard or out in the street I would call for rubbish pickup roight away. No butcher shop in 'Ull would ever stock chimp meat. It's unfinkable! And if they did, I would boycott the fecking store! I can put up wif cat meat, 'orse meat, and I'd even eat dog meat if I 'ad to, but DON'T tell me to eat chimp!!!!!!!! I'd bloody well thump anyone 'oo suggested such a thing to me!

- Olive Whatnoll