I'm not overly concerned about being threatened with annihilation by Chongo. I've been threatened by fictional characters before. Why, in 1987 I was threatened with disembowelment by Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street unless I remarried my ex-wife. Well, Freddy's scary, but my ex-wife is downright horrifying. When I told Freddy I'd rather see my guts splattered on the sidewalk than spend ten minutes in the same room with my ex, he just walked away in a huff.