You appear VERY uptight from your posting history.....

However, If you would like to gaggle with the geese....

Seek out your local kenel (I'm not saying you are a dog) of the Hash-House-Harriers, aka H3.

They sing, they run, they drink, they are FUN.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

An anchovey pizza with and oyster stew....who knows what your date once knew.