No menage for me, Naemanson. Just a big Mudcat unhooked persons gathering in Tuscany. Why so few takers on the trip? Naemanson's got it right - it would be a blast. You gotta get your tickets and join this. I'll treat everyone to a Big Rigatoni Mac at the local McTuscan. Renaldo McDonaldocini is slated to make a publicity appearance there. Audi, you with me? I know it isn't as romantic as Fresno, but we'll have a romantic overhead light dinner on the plane to start things off, and see if they can put the plane on automatic pilot and have the crew come over and serenade us with United Airlines's theme song. As we circle above the airport for an hour, waiting for clearance to land, Naemanson and I will entertain the other passengers by singing chanteys at the top of our lungs. It might speed up the clearance. Songs will include Chianti Johnny, Bolognese In The Alley, and Off To Tuscany Once More.

Unless, Carol, you"re just inviting one.....no, it looks like you're welcoming a gathering. If it's too far, let's all get to Intercourse, PA as the alternative. The McDonald's there is better.