No, it is not Tuesday. We have eliminated Tuesday. Today is Crawfishday. This change has been instituted because nobody knows what a tue is, but almost everyone knows what a crawfish is. You may call it Crayfishday if that is more in line with your regional dialect.

If you were fond of Tuesday and are displeased by this change, just be glad we didn't change it to Hogsheadcheeseday or Viennasausageday instead.