Come out here and do that, Shame. I promise you that not only will you walk straighter when you leave, you'll have LOTS of new "friends." I know that you are a mysophiliac with strong klismaphilic and emetophilic tendencies, but these wouldn't be a problem. You might be asked when crossing the border why you have a flagpole up your fundament, butt there won't be any flag on it.