LOL - but I thought I heard it in QI XL.

Folk Club - 1) a riot with sticks. 2) Morris set
Banjo - ban all banjo players called Joe. For a start!
masterfull - heavy meal
Chew Magna - heavy meal
Little Eaton - light meal
Thame Oxon - harmless bullshit
Leeds - where others only follow
Stratford - if Ford ever made guitars, they would sound like this.
Maidenhead - were one gets lost.
Crediton - 900% APR (I aint joking)
Cockermouth - can't think of one for this which is a bit of a blow.
Penistone - nice to see you, to see you nice!
Folkstone - that sound you get with a finger in your ear.
Dover - pigeon fancier.