Yeah, those singing, talking fish are a royal pain in the ass, no question. If someone gave me one, I would donate it to the local firing range...in the shotgun section.

A similar pain in the ass is those stupid dancing and singing Santa Claus figures. They are also triggered by a motion sensor, and they sing inane Christmas songs over and over again, while doing the twist, from the looks of it. Another great candidate for the firing range...

Just yell "Dance, partner!" and then shoot the blasted thing when it does.

GUEST - Xmas actually means Christmas, because the letter X is a symbol for the Christ, and always has been. It symbolizes the fact that Christ "crosses" the boundaries between one world and the other. It's a geometrical symbol of that. If you don't believe me, read some esoteric literature on the subject...

It's no coincidence at all. X is an ancient symbol of both the cross itself and the crossing between Heaven and Earth...as well as some other things.

- LH