You shure lead a dull flippin' life, Rap! Ha! Ha! Well, somethin' strange happened last night, eh? Somebuddy broke into the grocery store and alls they seem to have took was a lotta canned fruit and a couple other cheap items. I hearn about it at the gas station. That don't make no flippin' sense! Who the flip steals canned fruit??? What for? If you are gonna steal...make it worth yer flippin' while, eh? This is the first time the grocery store in Blind River has ever been robbed, so people are talkin' about it a lot.

- Don