Bound to upset somebody:
A trainee priest decides to have a taste of the world so he goes into Soho and finds a woman.
Back in her flat they undress, but when she sees how well he's endowed, she backs off - sorry father, that'll put me out of business for a few weeks".
"I understand" he says, and leaves.
He picks up another woman and the same thing happens, "Sorry - couldn't manage that".
Eventually he finds another willing woman and when they get back to her room he says, "would you mind if we turned the light off first?"
"No problem father, I understand, you being a priest and all that".
They get into bed, and she says, "You know, when I saw you were a priest I thought you were going to give me a lecture on JAY-SUS
Jim Carroll