An Australian sailor was ashore in San Francisco, and he soon happened on a lady who met his advances more than half way. When they reached her lodgings, she went to powder her nose, and when she came back she found that her customer had piled all the furniture in one corner of the room. "What did you do that for?" she asked. Said he, "Well, I'm from outback and I don't know much about this woman business, but if it's anything like kangaroos, we'll need all the room we can get."