Many Happy Returns of the day, pal. The partners of Lane, Fielding, Patterson & Swan, Layabouts at Large, have voted you the day off (What does a layabout do on his day off?)and will stand your tab at Fenian's Pub.

50 huh? Well, take comfort in the fact that you still act like you're seventeen.

Watch the mail, Pam and I have sent you another cat for your b'day.

Cheers,

Dave & Pam