Why is Internet SPAM so often indecipherable? If the object is to sell something, doesn't a clear message stating what it is you are selling, at what price, and why someone should want it make more sense than something which only makes a reader go "What the fuck is this all about?"

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MOM is too proud of our robust post count to let some illegible whippersnapper try to horn in to add to the number. She shooed that nonsense out the door and gave it a kick in the pants off of the back porch. That said, said whippersnapper may have searched and noticed gnu's prolific sales and thought to piggyback on his sales. --mudelf