Well, I shall be spending the day burning trash/brush piles. I cleared small trees and bushes from a few areas back in January and haven't had a chance to spend an entire day watching them burn until now. We're currently having an unseasonably cool spell, so I reckon I should get 'er done before the 100°F days arrive. I shall endeavor to spend the blaze-monitoring hours thinking up stupid witty things to share with Mom and her kids.