My objections to your marriage would be more justifiable Akenaton. After all, you either can or have passed your genes on. Clapton help them..

Married by Elvis? Wow, lucky buggers.. We had a po faced Dutch registrar who could but wouldn't say anything to me in English till Kris's Dad asked her to do so.

The Owls supporting deluded Musket reminds us that you can also get married in the McDonalds outside Scunthorpe Utd's ground. We had a hotel, that Musket had a hotel, but I was at a wedding at a football stadium itself last year for one of our medical students.

Those who speak of what they call "traditional" marriage.. As churches in The UK are closing at a rate that is spectacularly encouraging, does that mean they will refuse to get married once their churches are bingo halls and flats?

Of course, The Rt Rev Ronald McDonald will welcome them to his moulded plastic pews...

Hey Keith? How long after Wilberforce was it acceptable to think of blacks as slaves? How long after the suffragettes was it socially ok to see women as second class citizens? (Other than churches of course...)

How long is it legitimate to tell me I shouldn't be married eh?

Haven't you a church to go to today, to pray for tolerance, understanding and brotherly love?