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Thread #113950 Message #3711768
Posted By: GUEST
25-May-15 - 08:30 PM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
TO A SMOKER, IT'S A KENT
To an ulcer, it's a shot of booze
to a weak heart, it's some shocking news,
to a deep cut, it could be gangrene,
to a smoker, nicotine.
To a sheriff, it's a top gun shot,
to a rustler, it's a hangman's knot,
to a cowboy, it's a wild stampede,
to a smoker, it's a weed.
To a bigot, it's a Jew next door,
to a klansman, it's a guy from CORE,
??
To a stroller, it's central park,
???
Anybody know the rest?