God bless Bill D for resurrecting the Condom Thread. It would get a rise out of anyone. Art would be proud, and the classic joys of those innocent times are a fine reminder of his best and brightest (and funniest) spirit.

I am going to refrain from putting out a long string of puns about rubbernecking.

Adieu, Art. Thank you so very much for making our vale of tears ring with laughter and music.