Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' Pepsi.

There was also a parody t-shirt of this that used to be advertised in the back pages of the New Musical Express. I wish I could remember the whole thing but it included stomach-turnin' and nauseacreatin'.