Figure wearing trench-coat,sandals,greek fisherman's cap,capo lapel-pin enters phone booth,flicks coin-return lever,taped voice is emitted from phone:

"Good morning.Your mission,should you decide to accept it,is to infiltrate the Tracy Aguilera Fan Club Meeting and introduce to the members elements of Appalachian Celtic-derived Folk Music.Should you be apprehended,the Mudcat Cafe will disavow any knowledge of your activities. This tape will self-destruct right after these intricate Robert Johnson licks from Terraplane Blues that I've been working on...."