You have millions, we have pete.

Luckily, nobody asks him to to anything more complicated than use a tin opener.

I can imagine the clerk of the Supreme Court trying to explain things to this sub intelligent judge in the Father Ted fashion, with a picture of two small cows.

"This is a small cow. This cow is far away."

I would show pete some evolution, but he clearly makes me pause, judging by his bizzare post above. Most humans evolve past that stage once they realise going swimming on a Sunday morning with the money they were given for Sunday School is a better use of their time.

They tend to be, recalling back, about eight years old at the time.

The evolution you speak of but don't understand tends to take much longer than what you reckon the world has been around for, so it wouldn't sink in if Steve or others with a professional interest even tried to explain to you. Educating pork isn't always a successful past time.

We used to be starfish apparently. Judging by some photos in magazines I recall as a teenager, we still have what appears to be one, although you need two mirrors to check your own.

Just wandering past, peering at the exhibits...