A Song made of Nothing.
Yet he that doth read, or heare it, shall find
Something of nothing to pleasure his mind

To a Dainty New Tune

Some men of nothing doe matters endite,
And some men of small things large volumes doe write;
But if you will give me leave, I will recite
A Song made of Nothing

[c 1630. 22 more verses, which is probably enough nothing to satisfy almost anyone.]