A driver was approaching an intersection when the traffic signal turned from green to yellow. Ordinarily, he would have blown on through the yellow light, but he glanced in his rearview mirror and saw the light bars of a police cruiser two cars back, so he stopped. The driver directly behind him, who had not noticed the cop car behind him, was running late for work and became furious when the first driver stopped. He began blowing his horn and leaned out his window screaming, "What the hell's wrong with you, you fucking idiot? There was enough time for both of us to make that fucking light! Fucking ssholes like you shouldn't be allowed to fucking drive!"

Suddenly, the red and blue lights on the police cruiser erupted into life, a cop jumped out and ordered the driver out of his car. The cop then handcuffed the driver, pushed him into the back of the cruiser, and got on the radio to headquarters. About five minutes later, the cop got out of the cruiser, opened the rear door, and told the man to step out. He then released the handcuffs and told the man, "I'm sorry about that, but I was behind you and noticed that your rear bumper is plastered with Christian bumper stickers. Then, when we stopped for that light you started cursing like a sailor and screaming abuse at the guy in front of you, so I assumed the car was stolen."