Replies don't offend, their content may insult the intelligence of normal people though.

Funnily enough, I saw a poster outside a clappy happy church a while ago, stating that the bible is in the non fiction section of book shops.

Obviously meant Christian book shops.

Meanwhile, iTunes has a Kate Rusby album as country and western, so people quoting subjective nonsense in order to make their opinion seem like a fact is hardly credible is it?