(I must be butter, 'cause I'm on a roll!)

Ebbie's comment reminds me:

Contrary to Scripture, God made Woman first. And He made her with three breasts. The woman thought for a moment, then said, "God, to all intents and purposes, I really think just two breast will be sufficient." God put forth his thought and removed (painlessly) the third breast, leaving her with the standard two.

God stood there with the surplus breast in His hand and thought: "Now, what can I do with a useless boob?"

Then God made Man.

Don Firth