Stupid Christmas presents are great, as long as there not expensive.

My wife gave her father the 'Big Mouth Billy Bass', its' not in my house.

But, I gave my wife a 'singing dancing snowman', she was wondering for a couple of weeks what the kids and I were laughing about. We call it 'The Stupid Dancing Snowman'.

I hide noisy toys too!,right in my daughters room.

A friend at work has one of those mini fountains on his desk. It does not make any mess, but I would have to pee all day long.