Er, sorry to disappoint, but, tho' librarians are a smart, hardworking, fun bunch, and some of us are way in touch with our inner children, we are the kind of conferencees hotels love, because we honor our reservations, aren't loud, and mostly don't make demands. and we don't trash the place. and we stay sober at conference because we have work to do (OK OK, there was that one year in N.O. ...)

Now, when we go to MUSIC festivals, it's a very different story ...