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Thread #115819   Message #3725865
Posted By: GUEST,Friend
24-Jul-15 - 02:26 PM
Thread Name: ADD: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue)
Subject: RE: req: Our Sal's New Bonnet (Yorkshire monologue)
Esta seen our Sal's new Bonnet eeh it s rate'n
Its got roses round and a feather stuck in't back
Our Sal went to church tuther sunday eeh folks did stare
Preacher stand's up and ses this is a place for worship not for flowers
Out Sal stands up and ses - thy heads bald, nowt in it and nowt on it.
Would't like a rose ar't of my new bonnet.

Have you seen our Sal's new bonnet. Its a lovely one
It's got roses around it and a feather stuck in the back.
Our Sal went to church the other Sunday. How folk did stare.
Preacher stands up and says this is a place for worship not for flowers.
Out Sal stands up and says. Thy head is bald there is nothing in it and nothing on it.
Would you like a rose out of my new bonnet.