The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3727404
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
31-Jul-15 - 12:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Leave George alone! He's obviously a practitioner of mowing meditation, a mindfulness discipline founded by Guru Bubba Shindawa. It's like walking meditation but the noise of the lawnmower drowns out distracting sounds and engine vibrations transmitted through the handle cause one's fingers to tingle with connectedness to the universe. Guru Bubba Shindawa spreads his teachings through the numerous lawn care product dealerships he and his brother-in-law Swami Jim-Bob Husqvarna, founder of the chainsaw meditation discipline, own throughout the US and Canada.