Chongo, you are so full of poop! Claiming to have never mowed a lawn! What about the six months you spent pushing a lawnmower on a Cook County work gang while you were doing that deuce for impersonating a police officer? (CLICK)

Okay, I guess if you want to get technical about it, you weren't mowing lawns, just ditches and secondary road right-of-ways. But, hey, mowing is mowing.