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Thread #59418 Message #3727961
Posted By: Amos
03-Aug-15 - 10:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
There are 7.13 hoomings walking, crawling, dancing, limping, cavorting, cantering, and lying about on the face of Gaia as I write this. We have more hoomings than the planet knows what to do with. Dem hoomings lis like bedbugs, Myrtle! So mebbe dem chimps was suggesting somep'n. 'Course that raises two major questions--which ones to eat, and how to cook 'em.
My grandfather said that he was told my a cannibal chieftain that the best part of a man to eat was the palms of his hands. A delicacy, so to speak. That would especially be true in our times when the human palm has been softened by hours of mindless applauding of halfwits with large amplifiers, I s'pose.
Now 7.13 billion is quite a lot, and the graph is rapidly curving upward. We really need that FTL drive, Rapp. How's that coming?
Also consider that this means there are over 2.27x10^10 human teeth being carried around on this planet. 22,720,000,000,000 teeth is quite a lot, innit?