A sailor on leave is approached by a girl in a pub who asks him, "Do you want something different?"
"Well", he says, "I've sailed around the world many, many times; I doubt if you can give me something I've not had before a thousand times".
She persuades him to go with her, and when they get to her room, she takes out her glass eye and says, "Try that".
At first he's revolted, but eventually he tries it, and when he's finished, he says, "That - was - incredible; I've never experienced anything like that .n my life; we're sailing tomorrow; but when I get back ashore, I'd really like us to get together again".
"O.K.", she says, "I'll keep my eye out for you".
Jim Carroll