Mudcat Café message #3731952

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Thread #59418 Message #3731952
Posted By: Rapparee
20-Aug-15 - 10:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads

There was Mom, down at the bottom, lying in the gutter, covered with garbage, rolled by some drunk!

Fortunately, I happened by and helped her up. I took her home and gave her cookies and milk and helped her to her wee trundle bed. I was the one, and that's why I am her favorite.